saturday morning funny

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: "Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped him."

The blonde girl thinks: "Obama must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him."

Obama thinks: "Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She
tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."

George Bush thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
Obama again"

(an yes i swiped it)