Fred and the Policeman

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker for his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might give the biker a break and write him a warning instead of a ticket. The officer presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me." "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older, I realized I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored with being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my new dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.